Foreword by Stan Lerner: WARNING FOR WOMEN READERS if you want to spend your life alone or enjoy unfulfilling going nowhere relationships this blog is not for you. If on the other hand you want a real man, that knows how to treat a woman to share your life with, read away!!! Get The Right [...]
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Get Chicks 101
Foreword by Stan Lerner: I’ll keep this simple, while “Stan Lerner’s Criminal” wins the big awards, “Get Chicks 101″ tops the ebook download charts. I wrote this work as a satire of self-help books and somehow managed to give the best relationship advice ever given–go figure. Anyway, read this blog sample of the work and [...]
SHELTER EPISODES 1-5
Foreword by Stan Lerner: “Shelter “combines comedy and drama in an effort to bring us all a little closer to understanding and bringing to an end the tragedy of homelessness in America. SHELTER EPISODE 1 The Malibu mansion, poised atop a cliff’s edge, with a one hundred and eighty degree view of the vast Pacific [...]
IN DEVELOPMENT THE BOOK
Foreword by Stan Lerner: “In Development” is a hilarious account of a day in the life of Stan Peters—Hollywood’s most powerful and scummiest producer. AND YES, “IN DEVELOPMENT” THE BOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE IBOOKSTORE FOR YOUR IPAD!!! PROLOGUE Breakfast at the Peninsula The Peninsula Hotel ranked among Beverly Hills’ finest establishments. A modest [...]
CROOKED COPS EPISODE 11
A new blog series, from the Abby Normal Mind of Stan Lerner! The middle-aged, Maytag repairman stood behind Mona and watched intently as she tried to coax Pester the cat out of the washing machine awaiting his repair expertise. “Pester you come out of there right now,” demanded Mona, reaching in to try and get [...]
THE MUSLIM AND THE JEW
In a time, seemingly long ago, a time before the fax machine, cell phone, and Internet there was a great metropolis called Los Angeles. And this metropolis, because of its year-round pleasant weather and friendly inhabitants attracted people from all over the world who wanted to visit and in many cases move to such a [...]
CROOKED COPS EPISODES 1–10
A new blog series, from the Abby Normal mind of Stan Lerner! CROOKED COPS EPISODE 1 It was a bright, sunny morning in the suburbs of Los Angeles. And from the Skinner home, a single story ranch-style, emanated rays of happiness, perhaps even more illuminating than those from the big happy face in the sky. [...]
THE EULOGY
Foreword by Stan Lerner: my dear friend, the great writer, Alec Silverman has mentioned to me, on more than one occasion, that he and perhaps other readers would like a more personal glimpse into my life—one that does not look through my comfortable prism of fiction. Alec suggested a memoir, but for now I can [...]
CROOKED COPS EPISODE 5
A new blog series, from the Abby Normal mind of Stan Lerner. GUCCI CLOTHING STORE Larry followed his wife Chenoa and son Bryant into the very, upscale Gucci Store, already weighed down by several bags from at least five other Rodeo Drive clothing purveyors. “Don’t you think we’ve bought enough for today?” he asked, thinking [...]
CROOKED COPS EPISODE 4
A new blog series, from the Abby Normal mind of Stan Lerner. The giant Samoan’s fist landed on Richard’s nose like a sledgehammer. FADE TO BLACK Flat on his back Richard stared up at the peaceful blue sky listening to what he thought might be birds chirping. The moment was rudely interrupted by the Samoan [...]
